Every Movie Ever

Boy drives fast car

Boy wears cool sunglasses

Boy has many friends.

Girl is pretty, but doesn’t know it.

Boy meets girl

Boy has fun

Boy experiences triumph!

Boy encounters obstacles…

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Boy gets angry,

Boy makes messy decisions,

Boy doesn’t listen,

Boy hurts people,

Boy oversteps boundaries,

Boy fails,

Boy yells,

Boy punches wall,

Boy doesn’t apologize.

Girl thinks maybe she’ll leave.

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Boy is… perplexed?!

Boy spends quite a few minutes thinking about girl

Boy makes superficial gesture of good will.

Girl says maybe she’ll stay.

Boy experiences triumph, again!

Boy is forgiven

Boy has changed now

Boy is healed now

Boy will treat people right now.

Girl hopes so.

Boy’s obstacles disappear

Boy gets football scholarship

Boy is slapped on back by many other boys

The town rejoices.