Every Movie Ever
Boy drives fast car
Boy wears cool sunglasses
Boy has many friends.
Girl is pretty, but doesn’t know it.
Boy meets girl
Boy has fun
Boy experiences triumph!
Boy encounters obstacles…
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Boy gets angry,
Boy makes messy decisions,
Boy doesn’t listen,
Boy hurts people,
Boy oversteps boundaries,
Boy fails,
Boy yells,
Boy punches wall,
Boy doesn’t apologize.
Girl thinks maybe she’ll leave.
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Boy is… perplexed?!
Boy spends quite a few minutes thinking about girl
Boy makes superficial gesture of good will.
Girl says maybe she’ll stay.
Boy experiences triumph, again!
Boy is forgiven
Boy has changed now
Boy is healed now
Boy will treat people right now.
Girl hopes so.
Boy’s obstacles disappear
Boy gets football scholarship
Boy is slapped on back by many other boys
The town rejoices.